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adam-0oo
24 May 2012 @ 06:28 pm

Reasons Ice Cube Has for Having to Say This Was A Good Day
No barkin from the dogs, no smog
Momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
He got his grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl he wanna dig out
He got him a drop top
Not a jacker in sight
He got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Saw the police and they rolled right past him
No flexin, didn't even look in a brother's direction as he ran the intersection
Watching Yo! MTV Raps
Then we played bones, and he yellin domino
Plus nobody he knows got killed in South Central L.A.
Left his homie's house paid
Picked up a girl he has been tryin to do since the twelve grade
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
He felt on the big fat fanny
He pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
His jimmy runs deep, so deep, so deep it put her butt to sleep
Woke her up around one she didn't hesitate to call Ice Cube the top gun
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter lookin for the murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
He even saw the Good Year Blimp read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
He got drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and his pager is still blowin up
He didn't even have to use my A.K.

 
 
adam-0oo
22 May 2012 @ 09:40 pm


Our name this week, at my suggestion was "Gee, Is Disco Finally Dead?" The winner was "Do You Think Kanye Lets Kim Finish?"

Also funny was "Still No Cure for Saturday Night Fever", "10 Nipples, 8 Breasts, 2 Pierced, Choose Wisely" and "Huge Euge and the Boobs" and "Urethra Franklin."

 
 
Current Location: New York, 3rd Ave, 1430
 
 
adam-0oo
22 May 2012 @ 07:15 pm




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Where is my Tony Soprano and Bella Fic?


They'll Say... )
 
 
 
adam-0oo
20 May 2012 @ 03:46 pm

Ohmanohmanohmanohman

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adam-0oo
18 May 2012 @ 06:15 pm






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Batman



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adam-0oo
16 May 2012 @ 04:51 pm



Big Sean Supplied Definitions That Sound Correct, Butt Are Not
Make the ground move, that's an ass quake
Built a house up on that ass, that's an ass state
Roll my weed on it, that's an ass tray

Things that Jay Z believes are so necessary
Young Hov in the house
No bra with the blouse
No panties and jeans

Things that Jay Z is not sure are necessary
Frontin on him



Previously...
 
 
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Dodgeball
Stoner
Badass
Harajuku
Elmhurst
Clayface
Youtube
Livejournal
Teleporting
Uroboros
Pornstar
Skullfucker
Dudette
Softcore
Hippy
Steampunk
Dubstep
Virginities
Autocorrect
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adam-0oo
15 May 2012 @ 09:45 pm


Team names this week were oddly food centered, with Dont Order the Turkey Wrap, I Would Eat Anything But I Won't Eat That, I Want Nachos, also Avenger, I Hardly Know Her.

 

Ours was the outrageously unfunny Cautious Enthusiasm (I wanted Mother's Day is for Fucking), changed to No Longer Cautiously Enthusiastic, after many losing rounds.

 

No auto spellcheck on the android app, please excuse my horrific spelling.

 
 
Current Location: null, 3rd Ave, 1430
 
 
adam-0oo
14 May 2012 @ 11:54 am

You can kind of see where this is going if you are familiar with the song, but what perfect editing and dance moves by kitty.